The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. Then everything crashed.
I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless person today.
He told me to go away and buy my own.
My wife just told me she wanted another baby.
I agreed, the one we have now is really annoying.
I finally quit drinking for good.
Now I drink for evil.
Light babies are delivered by stork.
Heavy babies are delivered by crane.